WAR BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN!

Hi,

The excitement of blogging for me has been two much. In spite of my busy schedules I could still steal time to drop in a note or two. I’m grateful to those who had called in to say how much they’re impressed, but may I task you to do more …on line. I’ve to be on the road again tomorrow so let me say, have fun browsing thru this: the war between the sexes. And by the way, let me know what you think of it; drop me a line, huh?!

One major thought, though. I mean life is more meaningful when we can appreciate our complementary roles as opposite sexes than when we see it as confrontational weaponry. Still…

Let me know what u feel about this........

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect
her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.


If you work too hard, there is never any time for
her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing
bum.


If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,
this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you
should get off your ass and find something better.


If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is
favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's
equal opportunity


If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual
harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.


If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.


If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-defence.


If you make a decision without consulting her,
you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's
a liberated woman.


If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,
that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favour.


If you appreciate the female form and frilly
underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.


If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.


If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.


If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.


If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of
yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.


If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.


If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.


NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!!!

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It is easier to tread on a snake than a snake-like object.

Thank you & Have a nice day.